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My name is Ms. Lynnwood,
The site host and librarian.
You naughty boys are looking at my pretty young girls all day long.
Put your willies away!
I'll be updating you on new girls, new products, books, and spanking any bad girls who cross me!
La de da,
Ms. Lynnwood
Ladies, do you want to give your man
something special for the Holidays? How about some sexy, erotic, fetish photos wrapped up in a discreet black box with a red or gold ribbon?
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 Attention all out of town customers: We will pick you up from the Parkesburg train station if you are traveling from Philadelphia or Lancaster PA. If you fly in we will pick you up at the airport, or take the cab fare off you tattoo charges. Lots of reasonable hotels are nearby and we will take you there as well. Pennsylvania Dutch Cooking will ease your mind and body after a long tattoo session. Call today and get some of the best tattoo work there is to offer. *You must be 18 or over to contact Brian Johnson!
P.O. BOX 155
Cochranville, PA 19330
(717) 330-1535
We accept all major credit cards. If you would prefer you can send money order or cash to:
Brian Johnson P.O. BOX 155 Cochranville, PA 19330
Make money orders out to Brian Johnson.
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| He has been on Howard Stern with Emma the Amish Model, Jerry Springer, Kickoff/Cookoff, F.B.I. Files, and would love to do more shows and movies. Need a realistic tattoo artist for your next film? I am your man, call me; 1(717) 330-1535. I should have my own reality T.V. show - I tattoo all day, and photograph naked women all night. Oh, now I do reporting and photography for HUSTLER magazine - am I a lucky guy? Yes I am - are you f*cking kidding me? Want tattoos? Does your hot, horny wife want her photo taken? Tattoo parties?, Hell yeah I do them - 15 person minimum. Or; I will tattoo you and your buddies for 12 hours straight - $1000.00 bucks up front! Call for all the details - tattooing or photography; 1(717) 330-1535 .....www.brianjohnsontattoos@gmail.com If you want Brian Johnson to do something - CALL! |
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Tired of "Uncle" touching you? Sick of your freebasing boyfriend? Hate your shitty burger joint job? JOIN US! Become a Goddess, or part of the next Dirty Dozen. Call; 1(717) 330-1535 today, must be 18. I need pantie models, Amish chicks, and HUSTLER models for BEAVER HUNT. Make a quick $250.00 bucks, meet Howard Stern, sell your dirty panties, or go on Jerry Springer! Oh, cocaine orgy bashes like in the 1970's may also happen; Porn is FUN!
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