Oh, LORDIE! Guess what my little willies? I was about to serve some tea and decided to check Google instead.........Oh, Lord- did I find a doozie....our Emma is at it again! I scolded Teddy for not not waking me from my afternoon nap. La-De-Da........Emma has put her real name on the Internet, Oh My! I saw; www.sevensidedcube.net has released the girl's last name....Kauffman. I did not know her last name was Kauffman! ....I told dear Teddy, Isn't her last name Stolztpuus or something? Teddy said her last name should be Enema! Oh, why is Teddy so darn bad........I spanked his big white bottom. Now we will have some tea. Attention: Ms. Lynnwood has spoken.........Emma the Amish Model is Emma Kauffman of Gap, PA. For more information on Emma......call the office of; www.newamericanpinup.com and tell Ms. Lynnwood- "Spank My Bottom!".
1-(610) 593-5405 or come by for a spot of tea....................anytime. CHECK OUT: Seven Sided Cube at: www.sevensidedcube.net
Ms. Lynwood NEWS ALERT
A black Amish pimp is now representing Emma Kauffman. Oh dear Lord I saw it on the Youtube! Teddy and I were on the computer one night; he was showing me those darn Fat & Hungry Project fart movies. La de da! Oh that cowboy; he's a cutie pie! He did upset me though, the other day I was serving tea and I heard he did the dirty with a girl with a big bottom! I will spank his bottom for it. Oh I have more tid bits about Emma; she's gone and done some modeling for those Mafia goons at Sassy Crappy. When's the girl gunna learn? She also did a radio show in New York and it certainly wasn't Howard Stern; it seems she might be a lesbian now! The pictures on the radio's website show her and another girl together. Oh what trollops! There's a local girl in Gap, PA named Lisa who brought Brian Johnson a picture of Emma; oh Lord! She had something strange in her mouth; Teddy said it was a sausage. Lisa also said that Emma likes to get "fisted", Ms. Lynwood has no idea what that means! I'll keep you boys posted on news as I hear it; I have to serve tea now. La de da!
