Brian Johnson here and I have great news fans, first off my old shop Underworld in Gap, PA continues to give clients staph infections and spell words on customers wrong - keep it up guys. HERO who is also known as Jason Sumners spelled the word FAMILY wrong - the dumbshit spelled it; "FAMLY" really huge on a young girls rib cage. Folks, UNDERWORLD Tattoo Sucks!  I continue doing awesome tattoos at ELECTRIC MONKEY TATTOO in Cochranville, PA, for directions and more information go to; www.brianjohnsontattoos.com or simply click here.  We will be offering ball caps and t-shirts soon, waiting on the printers to finish them. HUSTLER will be printing my Mike Tyson story in a future issue, and I continue to photograph young ladies for BEAVER HUNT. I am working on a new book that I can't really tell you about right now, along with helping to produce a new television show featuring Amish chicks from the area. The wonderful town of COCHRANVILLE is off my back for now, as long as all the dirty filthy panties are kept in my garage. Can you believe that they were concerned with where I kept the model's underwear? Crazy huh? I am officially the Larry Flynt of Cochranville, PA folks, keep listening to Howard Stern and I hope to talk about all this on a future show. Jerry Springer, oh yeah - we are going on again for sure, no date set yet. I tried out for the show N.Y. Ink but was cut at the last minute, I did get taped in New York though at the production office, perhaps next season? Please check out my new site; tattooingkit.com - you will love it! I have a new apprentice starting soon, he is going to be super awesome, he is an incredible artist. Bill Bowers, my last apprentice opened up a shop in Lititz, Pennsylvania - WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU BILL!  So keep reading HUSTLER and come get tattooed by Cochranville's bad boy; BRIAN JOHNSON - I can be reached at;1(717) 330-1535 or at www.brianjohnsontattoos.com Take care, Have a great summer! - later, - BRIAN JOHNSON/2011

Terry Cundiff Illustration